Join: Oct 17, 2007
Name: eviltube1111
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Hello, and welcome to my series of pixels! I am honored to appear on your screen! Thank you for taking me to whatever place you are at right now! You look uncomfortable. Stretch out, take a deep breath, eat healthy, enjoy life! There is no time for pain and sorrow, life is too short for such nuisances. There is a bright side to everything! Are you sick? At least you are not being brutally raped like many people have been. Do you have cancer? I am sure many people who have died from painful diseases would have loved to have cancer instead. Are you feeling old? Consider that many people have not had the privilege to reach old age. Are you bored? Put your mind to use! Educate yourself, experiment with philosophy! You may view the existence in a much more precious way. Even if you think existence is meaningless, you may as well stimulate your mortal senses by eating good foods and enjoying life. True friends are your most important allies. Keep your mind wide-open and do not hate others just because they are different or see things differently than you. Everyone has their own opinion, everyone is different. When we all think alike, nobody's thinking at all. Who am I? I am a sarcastic, skeptical anarchist that may insult certain people on Youtube in my silly frustration sprung from another's ignorance. There is nothing I despise more than a bigot who hates others for the harmless things they do while minding their own business, or for their harmless opinion. By the way, until you finish reading this sentence, you will not realize that I wrote it with the intention of calling you stupid. That is my sarcasm! No offense meant, ever. (unless you are a bigot!) Peace and love!Videos (13)
Artillery - We Are the Dead
- Length: 5:20
- Rating Average: n/a
- View Count: 3
- Author: eviltube1111
Tags: \m/ Are Artillery Dead Demo-tape Metal the Thrash We
The final song from Artillery's very first demo-tape titled "We Are the Dead" (1982). The best you can do is match the tone of the mumbling and improvise your own lyrics. He was later kicked from the band. \m/ \m/
Artillery - Satan
- Length: 4:36
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- View Count: 3
- Author: eviltube1111
Tags: Approve! Are Artillery Blew Christians Cow Dead Demo-tape Satan the We
Song 2/3 From Artillery's very first demo-tape titled "We Are the Dead" (1982). Archaeologists have confirmed that the only legible lyrics in this song are the following: "Satan blew a cow" The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints immediately supported these findings.
Artillery - Run For Your Life
- Length: 5:33
- Rating Average: n/a
- View Count: 3
- Author: eviltube1111
Tags: Are Artillery Dead Drunk For Immortality Life Metal Run the Thrash Vocalist We Your
Song 1/3 From Artillery's very first demo-tape titled "We Are the Dead" (1982). The vocalist seems to be drunk. No living human knows the lyrics. Legend has it that if you sing the original lyrics, immortality will be bestowed upon you.
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Rock Paper Scissors EXTREME
- Length: 1:40
- Rating Average: 4.37 from 1662 people
- View Count: 122549' favoriteCount='1344
- Author: waverlyflams
Tags: battle clip fight of paper rochambeau rock scissors the ultimate waverly week
Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. 2 the EXTREME! Music by Matt Veligdan. http://www.waverlyfilms.com
I Pranked My Mailman!
- Length: 1:18
- Rating Average: 4.46 from 646 people
- View Count: 65555' favoriteCount='270
- Author: kipkay
Tags: comedy funny joke kipkay mailman postman prank
Hidden Camera! Revenge is mine! Wait till you see what happens at the end!
The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
- Length: 3:7
- Rating Average: 4.80 from 1236 people
- View Count: 57149' favoriteCount='480
- Author: TheOnion
Tags: barack candidates comedy election fake john mccain news obama onion president satire
The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.