Join: Oct 17, 2007

Name: eviltube1111

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Location: US

Videos Watched: 14455

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Books: The Great Gatsby

Movies: Taxi to the Dark Side

Music: Thrash

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Hello, and welcome to my series of pixels! I am honored to appear on your screen! Thank you for taking me to whatever place you are at right now! You look uncomfortable. Stretch out, take a deep breath, eat healthy, enjoy life! There is no time for pain and sorrow, life is too short for such nuisances. There is a bright side to everything! Are you sick? At least you are not being brutally raped like many people have been. Do you have cancer? I am sure many people who have died from painful diseases would have loved to have cancer instead. Are you feeling old? Consider that many people have not had the privilege to reach old age. Are you bored? Put your mind to use! Educate yourself, experiment with philosophy! You may view the existence in a much more precious way. Even if you think existence is meaningless, you may as well stimulate your mortal senses by eating good foods and enjoying life. True friends are your most important allies. Keep your mind wide-open and do not hate others just because they are different or see things differently than you. Everyone has their own opinion, everyone is different. When we all think alike, nobody's thinking at all. Who am I? I am a sarcastic, skeptical anarchist that may insult certain people on Youtube in my silly frustration sprung from another's ignorance. There is nothing I despise more than a bigot who hates others for the harmless things they do while minding their own business, or for their harmless opinion. By the way, until you finish reading this sentence, you will not realize that I wrote it with the intention of calling you stupid. That is my sarcasm! No offense meant, ever. (unless you are a bigot!) Peace and love!

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Artillery - We Are the Dead

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  • Author: eviltube1111

Tags: \m/  Are  Artillery  Dead  Demo-tape  Metal  the  Thrash  We 

The final song from Artillery's very first demo-tape titled "We Are the Dead" (1982). The best you can do is match the tone of the mumbling and improvise your own lyrics. He was later kicked from the band. \m/ \m/

Artillery - Satan

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  • Author: eviltube1111

Tags: Approve!  Are  Artillery  Blew  Christians  Cow  Dead  Demo-tape  Satan  the  We 

Song 2/3 From Artillery's very first demo-tape titled "We Are the Dead" (1982). Archaeologists have confirmed that the only legible lyrics in this song are the following: "Satan blew a cow" The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints immediately supported these findings.

Artillery - Run For Your Life

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  • Author: eviltube1111

Tags: Are  Artillery  Dead  Drunk  For  Immortality  Life  Metal  Run  the  Thrash  Vocalist  We  Your 

Song 1/3 From Artillery's very first demo-tape titled "We Are the Dead" (1982). The vocalist seems to be drunk. No living human knows the lyrics. Legend has it that if you sing the original lyrics, immortality will be bestowed upon you.

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Rock Paper Scissors EXTREME

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  • Author: waverlyflams

Tags: battle  clip  fight  of  paper  rochambeau  rock  scissors  the  ultimate  waverly  week 

Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. 2 the EXTREME! Music by Matt Veligdan. http://www.waverlyfilms.com

I Pranked My Mailman!

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  • Author: kipkay

Tags: comedy  funny  joke  kipkay  mailman  postman  prank 

Hidden Camera! Revenge is mine! Wait till you see what happens at the end!

The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters

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Tags: barack  candidates  comedy  election  fake  john  mccain  news  obama  onion  president  satire 

The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.